David Bowie has devolved.

He once achieved a level of self actualisation never seen before in pop culture. And his wife has forced him to devolve. Stupid wench. Let me remind you of his transformation, brought to you by the magic that is Google image search.

Then:

Now:

Look at him, Iman by his side, as she always seems to be now. It is disgusting. Here is the proof that Darwin's theory of evolution isn't complete.